1. that, ladies and gentlemen, is a giant bag of lindt peanut butter truffles. brought to me by my officemate, who i think is scared of me, as he handed me the bag “because you always seem stressed” (there is a second part to his statement, but it makes me sound certifiably insane and the internet is forever, so uh, just imagine he said something about me wanting to be everyone’s friend always, then imagine the opposite of that!). anyhow. i will not eat all of these truffles, because i…i….something about self-control and willpower, i think. 

    that, ladies and gentlemen, is a giant bag of lindt peanut butter truffles. brought to me by my officemate, who i think is scared of me, as he handed me the bag “because you always seem stressed” (there is a second part to his statement, but it makes me sound certifiably insane and the internet is forever, so uh, just imagine he said something about me wanting to be everyone’s friend always, then imagine the opposite of that!).

    anyhow. i will not eat all of these truffles, because i…i….something about self-control and willpower, i think. 

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