1. so this is day…3? of no coffee and i’ve entered a really bizarre phase of caffeine withdrawal

    morning: stumbled out of bed and made growling sounds at kitchen appliances

    work: relatively productive

    lunch: random surge of energy leading to conversation about how, in order to get rich, i just need to prove that eating all the bread you want can make you lose weight. bread diet would be brilliant

    right after lunch: lost ability to type. nearly wrote “bigfoot” instead of “bluegrass” when talking to manfriend about brunch places. BRAIN. WHY?

    also, this just happened when typing:

    “make suer we” (delete delete delete) “make sure have” (delete delete delete) “make sure we different”

    it is as if my brain is scrambling for words and just spits out whatever sounds REMOTELY right. bigfoot? and typing a letter is turning into an adventure since my brain is just moving words around at random now.

    god. i hate myself for thinking giving up coffee would be smart.

    1 year ago  /  Notes