1. what happens when you leave tess alone with the tv

    right now, i swear this is how scary movies begin.

    girl, alone in house, it’s night, and it is pouring rain outside.

    obviously it is raining outside. if it were raining inside, y’all would need to come put me in a padded cell.

    anyhoodle.

    pouring rain. dark. ALONE

    and i have the tv all to myself

    what do i decide to watch?

    bones. a show about TERRIFYING scary bad things.

    i have locked the house and am thoroughly prepared to fling something heavy at the first person to walk through the door.

    also, prepared to apologize to my roommates when they get home and are locked out and can clearly see me sitting on the couch, warm and safe and not in the rain.

    1 year ago  /  0 notes